8 Things Happy And Successful People Ignore

 Everyone wants to be successful and happy these
days, but there are so many things that prevent us
from being happy. The truth is, we are the only ones
that can decide whether to live a happy life or spend
the life doing things that make us unhappy. You will
never become successful if you don’t learn how to be
happy. It’s hard to learn to ignore negativity,
stereotypes, and naysayers, but it’s extremely
important. Don’t be afraid to go against the grain to
make a difference by doing things your own way. Here
are a few things you should ignore if you want to be a
happy and successful person.

 1. The past
You can’t change your past, so there’s no sense in
dwelling on it. Forget all your old troubles and
mistakes. What’s done is done and you can’t change it,
no matter how hard you try. In fact, our mistakes help
us become stronger and wiser. We learn from them
and we learn our weaknesses. Even the most stressful
and tragic situations eventually teach you vital lessons
that you never thought you’re going to learn. Just
because you are not a successful person today doesn’t
mean you will not be the one someday. You will be
happy and successful – maybe not right now, but
eventually. Just don’t give up and don’t let your past
ruin your present.
2. The things they can’t control
Happy and successful people never force anything.
They don’t hold themselves down with things they
can’t control. Successful people never talk about the
problem, they think about the solution. So if you have
some problems, start thinking about the solutions. If
you can’t change your current situation, let it be.
Remember, changes happen for a reason. If it’s meant
to be, it will be.
3. Other people’s opinions
It’s great to listen to people around you, but it doesn’t
mean you should act up to their opinions. If you spend
too much time thinking of everyone else’s perception
of you and if you pay attention to everyone else’s
judgment, you will eventually forget who you truly are.
You know who you are, so don’t let the judgments of
other people affect your life. Impress and inspire
people around you and show them how happy and
successful you are.
4. Impatient thoughts
Joyce Meyer once said, “Patience is not the ability to
wait but the ability to keep a good attitude while
waiting.” Patience allows you to stay focused,
confidently taking one small step at a time. Every step
you take, no matter how small, is a huge progress.
Whether you’re working on getting a promotion,
improving your health, or learning a new language,
don’t expect instant results. Every change, big and
small, takes patience and time. Ignore those impatient
thoughts, focus on your goals, stay positive and you
will definitely see your progress. Trust me, I know how
it’s frustrating when the results don’t appear as fast as
you’d hoped. But if you put in the work and have a
little patience, you will achieve any goal, I promise!
5. Doubts
Successful people always believe in their capacity to
succeed. They ignore all nagging doubts and keep a
positive attitude no matter how bad things get. Even if
you made many mistakes, you should still believe in
yourself and your strength. Believe that your career is
worth the efforts. Believe that people can be
intelligent and foolish, generous and selfish, happy
and stressed all at once. Believe that you are
successful even if you don’t earn millions. Believe in
your intuition when you should choose between
something. Believe that your life is happy and it will
bring you joy again and again. Believe in magic when it
seems like there’s no way out of the situation you are
in. Remember, belief is always better than doubt.
6. Inessential tasks
Successful people know when and how to say no. You
are not superhuman – you can’t do everything and you
can’t help everyone. You need to focus on your goals.
Stop trying to do too much things at once. If you never
say no, you will stress yourself out since you might fail
to do everything at once. Don’t be afraid to say no
more often. Sometimes we spend a lot of time on
what is urgent and less time on what is important. Try
to focus on more important things and it will certainly
help you achieve success.
7. Everyday frustrations
Bad days are just bad days. They come and they go.
Although you might feel overly stressed, try to ignore
them. It’s much easier to enjoy your life when you stay
positive even if you have a bad day. Unfortunately, we
can’t avoid everyday frustrations. We fall, we rise, we
make mistakes, we learn, and we live. We are all
humans, we can’t be perfect. Practice gratitude daily
and it will help you cope with the hard times. Realize
that life is beautiful. Sometimes there’s sadness, but
there are also plenty of beautiful things. Learn to
ignore everyday frustrations even when it hurts, and
you will see how happy and successful you are.
8. Fears
Often we don’t take risks because of fear of failing,
judgment, or rejection. This is one of the main reasons
why so many people are not successful these days.
Successful people overcome their fears and they often
take risks. In fact, almost everything in life is a risk,
including just being alive. If you don’t take risks, you
won’t grow and thrive and you won’t know what you
are capable of. When you feel fear, doubt, frustration,
or anxiety, know that you can fight it. Just focus on the
possibilities, on the goodness and on your goals and
you will feel much better in no time.

BEYOND KSU : UNILAG Begins Victimization Of Students Over Protest Against Poor Welfare On Campus- SAHARA REPORTERS

 The authorities of the University of Lagos (UNILAG) have see
up a Senate Disciplinary Panel to punish students believed
to have participated in the recent protest on campus.
Already, the panel has started inviting the students for
interrogation in a bid to punish them for lawfully expressin
their dissatisfaction with the deplorable welfare conditions
in the university.

The authorities of the University of Lagos (UNILAG) have
set up a Senate Disciplinary Panel to punish students
believed to have participated in the recent protest on
campus. Already, the panel has started inviting the students
for interrogation in a bid to punish them for lawfully
expressing their dissatisfaction with the deplorable welfare
conditions in the university.
The move is an extension of the punitive action against the
University of Lagos Students' Union, which resulted in the
suspension of its constitution as well as the executive and
legislative organs of the union just one year after these
were restored by the authorities. On 8 April, the university
authorities issued a school closure and vacation order to all
the students in response to their protest through which
they demanded solutions to poor water and electricity
supply on the campus.
But on reopening the university, the authorities ejected all
members of the Students' Union from their campus
accommodation, citing their protest against poor welfare in
April. In newspaper publications, the university authorities
attributed the students' demonstration to exuberance and
accused the Students' Union leadership of lacking integrity.
So far, the disciplinary panel has invited nearly every
member of the suspended Students' Union.
 A source familiar with workings of the university authorities
told SaharaReporters that the move is part of a plot to
distract the students from launching a fresh protest for the
restoration of the suspended union.
The source added that the students have launched a social
media campaign for the restoration of the University of
Lagos Students Union (ULSU) under a hashtag
#RestoreULSU. This, he added, has caused the authorities
huge embarrassment, forcing them into a crackdown on
students leading the agitation.


SOURCE : SAHARA REPORTERS

60 Thought Provoking Questions That Will Change Your Perspective On Life[MUST READ]

We spend most of our lives whizzing through our days. There is precious little time to self-reflect in order to change our perspective on life.
These questions are designed to help you get started on one of the most important things you can do for yourself; become more self-reflective in order to improve yourself and your relationships.
As you read these questions, consider how they might challenge long held assumptions you may have about yourself and others.

 1. Who are the people you surround yourself with?
2. Do you have a personal mission statement?
3. How do you express your gratitude for good
things and people you have in your life?
4. What are you spending your money on?
5. Are you satisfied with your work?
6. If you had unlimited resources, how would you live
your life?
7. Did you pause to celebrate the last time you
accomplished a goal, big or small?
8. Do you consider yourself worthy of love and
admiration?
9. How do you react when you encounter a homeless
person?
10. Do you meditate daily for at least 5 minutes?
11. What story are you telling yourself about your life?
12. How do you deal with failure?
13. What is your favorite quote?
14. What do you want your life to look like in 5 years?
Do you have a plan to get there?
15. What messages have you internalized?
16. What inspires you?
17. If you could only speak one word today, what
would you say?
18. When was the last time you took some time to be
alone?
19. If you could spend 15 minutes with anyone, living
or dead, who would it be? Why?
20. Did you say “I love you” to the most important
person in your life today?
21. What step can you take today in order to fulfill
your deepest desire?
22. How have you educated yourself today?
23. What did failure to reach your goal teach you
about yourself?
24. Did you read a positive or uplifting book today?
25. Are you holding on to any past mistakes?
26. What habits are holding you back from success?
27. Are you feeding your fears or your hopes and
dreams?
28. What gives you peace?
29. How do you challenge your assumptions?
30. What is the biggest frustration you’re facing now?
31. Are your goals and dreams written down?
32. What is your relationship with money?
33. How do you keep a sense of perspective when life
gets difficult?
34. Are you a good listener?
35. What gives you meaning?
36. How often do you keep in touch with family and
friends?
37. What is the source of your procrastination?
38. How much time are you spending on social media?
39. Are you able to say no, even when it makes you
unpopular?
40. Who are your professors in the school of life?
41. Do you bring your work home with you?
42. When was the last time you had an exciting idea
that kept you awake most of the night? Are you
pursuing that idea today?
43. What are the top 2 compliments you hear from
people about yourself?
44. When someone sees your name on caller ID, what
thoughts and feelings do you want them to have?
45. Have you ever invested in yourself financially? Why
or why not?
46. If you were asked to describe yourself in one
word, what would it be?
47. What books have influenced you the most?
48. Who are the people under your influence?
49. Do you trust your own instincts?
50. Do you choose happiness or leave it to chance?
51. Are you open to experiencing something outside
your comfort zone everyday?
52. What small habit can you change today?
53. What’s your favorite exercise routine?
54. Name one psychological barrier in your life? What
is it holding you back from doing?
55. Do you fear rejection? What are you doing to
overcome this fear?
56. Do you follow through on commitments?
57. How many times a day do you check your email?
58. Are you content? If not, what is the source of your
lack of contentment?
59. If you could eliminate one things from your life
today, what would it be?
60. Who are you becoming?
I encourage you to go through the questions again,
slowly and deliberately. This list is not exhaustive, so I
hope it inspires you to ask more thought provoking
questions and inspire you for the better

Strategies To Make A First Class In PAAU

Every serious student that gains admission into
tertiary institutions has the aim of graduating with a
first class/distinction degree but the reality shows that
the number of first class students in Nigeria’s tertiary
institutions is on the decline. This post gives steps
which if diligently followed will enable every student
who aspires to make a first class in school to do so
with ease.

 1) Get serious from the first day
It is common for students to get carried away with the
euphoria of gaining admission into higher institution
that they forget the major reason why they are in
school. It is essential to start building your grade point
from the first day so as to avoid playing catch up
afterwards.
2) Attend Lectures
While attending lectures may not be so important in
your first year in school as most courses are what you
must have already learnt previously in your secondary
school and the large number of students in lecture
rooms in your first year may not make attending
lectures enticing however after your first year,
attending lectures must be a priority, this is enable you
mark attendance in class which may be the difference
between an A or a B, pick salient points which the
lecturer may mention in class and to pick instructions
and tips which lecturers usually give in class.
3) Understand your Lecturer(s)
As all human beings differ in various characteristics so
do your lecturers differ in the way they want things to
be done. While some may prefer you to understand
their notes only, others may prefer you to research
more on your own after giving you notes, others may
depend solely on past questions and so on. It is very
essential to understand each lecturer who comes to
lecture you. This might be done by seeking advice from
students who have taken courses taught by the
lecturer.
4) Don’t build serious relationships with the
opposite sex
It is very essential to keep only platonic relationships
with the opposite sex while in school. This might be
very difficult especially if you are a pretty lady or a
handsome guy but the truth is if you keep any serious
relationships, it will eat out of your valuable time you
would have spent studying.
5) Learn to study
This usually is the most difficult part of a student’s life
as different distractions exist in the higher institution
but unfortunately this is the most important step on
your way to making a first class in school. While most
students are fond of deceiving themselves by either
sleeping and waking in the library without actually
studying, it is very essential to give at least 2 quality
hours studying every day.
6) Rub mind with others
No man is an island, no matter how hard you study
you can never know it all, there will still be some few
things which you still would not know but someone
else’s could help you with and save you a lot of time
trying to decipher how to go about the problem.
7) Put God first
Always remember that God is the owner of all
knowledge and gives only to those who he wishes to.
Learn to always put God first before every lecture, test
or exam. He is the only one who can see you through.

Powerful Things To Do When You Are Discouraged As A Student

There are many reasons a student can lose
focus in school.
It can be bad grades that
will discourage them to be
inactive and to rebel. It
can be the environment
that can be stifling and
suffocating for the
students.
It can be the fact that many
of them don’t find it easy to
see the meaning in
their struggles in school.
Some students excel under
pressure, and there are
those who crumble
beneath it. It’s easy to praise the students who
continuously work hard, but
let’s try not to berate those who find it difficult to
focus.
When students get tired of school, they find all means
to take the shortcut. This is why numerous students
end up copying their homework and plagiarizing their
essays. This is why websites such as Bestessays.com
thrive. They offer services that will ease the difficulties
of student, making it tempting for them to sign up and
buy customized papers. Technology has definitely
made cheating a lot easier.
It’s not just in the output that students slack off in
school. It ’s in their
mentality that clearly shows their disinterest to learn
and attend classes.
When they start to not care about their grades, it must
be a cause of
concern for teachers.
Instead of lecturing these lost souls, it’s up to
educators and mentors to find
ways on how to lure them back into learning. It can be
through constant
motivation and pep talk. Sometimes, it can be a great
story that will push
them to work harder.

 For now, maybe these inspirational quotes on learning
and hard work can do the trick.
“If you really look closely, most overnight
successes took a long time.” – Steve Jobs
With the likes of Mark Zuckerberg being the poster boy
of drop-out
billionaires, it’s easy to see why many students seem
to think that they no
longer need school to succeed in life. But closer
inspection shows that their
path to success is muddier than one would expect.
And besides, we can’t all
be Mark Zuckerberg. We can’t all be Steve Jobs. But
students can try to
pave their own way to success and school can help
with that.
“Every child is gifted. They just unwrap their
packages at different times.” – Anonymous
Students can’t help but compare themselves with the
top notchers in class.
While some obviously spend a lot of time studying,
some students barely
study and still manage to get good grades. Then there
are students, who no
matter how hard they try still scramble to get decent
grades. They need to
understand that students have different modes and
strengths in learning, and
sometimes formal education doesn’t work for many
students. But every
student has a talent and a skill that need time to
develop.
“I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways
that won’t work.” – Thomas A. Edison
It’s easy to get disheartened with a failed Math exam,
but it’s just one exam
out of many. A low grade for an English essay may be
discouraging, but
there’s always a next time. What students need to
keep in mind is that
getting bad grades and making mistakes can only lead
to further learning.
There’s always room for growth and time to correct
their mistakes. One
failure doesn’t mean it’s endgame already.
“You can do anything, but not everything.” –
Anonymous
With so many options for young minds to explore and
wander, students are
often pressured to be great in everything. But that’s
not something mere
mortals can do. There’s nothing wrong with being a
Math wizard and finding
difficulty penning a coherent essay. What students can
do is to focus on
what they’re good at and once they’ve mastered this
skill, they can go ahead
and try other things. They’ll feel burned out if they take
too much activities
on their plate all at the same time.
“You measure the size of the
accomplishment
by the obstacles you had to overcome to
reach
your goals.” – Booker T. Washington
There’s a reason why a B+ in a subject you find difficult
seems a lot sweeter
than the easy A+ in your PE class. When you work hard
for something, an
excellent result may not be quick to attain but even a
satisfactory result is
enough to send students in pure bliss.
“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.”
– Wayne Gretzky
Students are often disheartened by bad results, but
giving up without even
finishing their tasks means they won’t even get any
result, besides a failing
mark. It’s always better to give learning a shot before
deeming it as
something they’ll be bad at. They may fail the first
time, but they’ll
eventually get better at it.
“Don’t worry about failures, worry about the
chances you miss when you don’t even try.” –
Jack Canfield
To reiterate the earlier point, students miss out more
when don’t even give it
a try. Many students have this mindset that they’ll fail
anyway, so why exert
an effort in studying? But the fact that they don’t even
open their books and
rarely listen to discussions means that they didn’t even
bother giving it a
shot. Efforts may not always reap the best rewards,
but it’s better than
none.
“Tough times never last. But tough people
do.” – Dr. Robert Schuller
School is just a part of life. It’s just a phase as crucial
as it may be, and
there’s more learning that will happen once you
graduate from your alma
matter. Don’t think that it’s the end of the line,
because you’re just starting.
School may toughen you up, but you need that to
survive.

BEYOND KSU : LASU Post-UTME Registration Hitch: Management Asks Candidates To Exercise Patience

The University management is using this opportunity to appeal to our "PROSPECTIVE" students who chose LASU as their "PREFERRED" choice to "EXERCISE PATIENCE with respect to the frustration of NOT being able to complete their online registration which will be sorted out soon.
 The university management assures you that NOBODY who had chosen LASU will be denied the right to participate, and for those who have paid, you will not be required to pay again once the problem is fixed.
Thank you for your understanding.

BEYOND KSU : VC urges FG to grant education loan to varsity students

The Vice Chancellor of the Redeemers University, Prof. Debo Adeyewa, on Friday advised the Federal Government to grant education loan to university students to enable them tackle school fees problems in their various institutions. Adeyewa gave the advice while addressing State House correspondents after a visit to the Vice President Yemi Osinbajo by the university's Governing Council. He said that already, his university, though private, had been subsidising education.

``Education is expensive anywhere in the world. You need to accept that education is expensive.


``People talk about the fact that the poor cannot access education; we are keeping the poor poor(er) by not helping them to access education.


``In the private universities, if I tell you our budget for payment of salaries all the fees that we gather is not even enough to pay salaries and yet we must build infrastructure, we must do some other things.


``We contribute even to pay fees for students; so we are actually subsidising education; it is expensive.

 ``Now, let’s look at this, what we give to students is on the higher side because education is something that you need to give in qualitative and quantitative terms.


``So, what we are trying to say is that government can help by assisting, by giving education loans to students to assist them.


``By saying that education is free like the Federal Government is saying, it is not going to be sustainable.


``If education is free and you are not really giving the much money that is needed, you know what you are doing, you are offering university education at the primary school level.


``Quality and quantity must agree. ‘’


According to him, many private universities in the country do not make profit, yet, have to provide infrastructure, quantitative and qualitative education.


``Private universities are actually coming and you don’t know actually how many universities are actually making gains.


``We are actually making sacrifices and we are making it cheap.’’


Adeyewa said that the private universities deserved some kudos for rescuing the quality of education in Nigeria. He decried the penchant for Nigerian parents to send their children abroad for tertiary education in spite of having to pay more.


``Recently, I saw an advertisement that it is only 3,500 dollars for fees for (a) university outside the country.


``How much do we charge in this country?


``Parents have the money to send their children abroad but when it comes to Nigeria they want it free.


``Ghana is progressing more in education than Nigeria because they are tackling education at the grassroots.


``We need to overhaul the education system in Nigeria.’’


According to the vice chancellor, universities have important role to play in the change mantra of the present administration by promoting excellence and making discoveries. He specifically recalled the role played by his university in fighting Ebola and Lassa fever.


``That is what the universities should be known for: community service, dissemination of knowledge and service to humanity.’’


Also speaking with the correspondents, the Pro Chancellor of the university, Mr Tokumbo Adesanya, stressed the need for universities' administrators to change their mind set in order to work in tandem with the aspirations of the government.


``The universities in the country should be serious to contribute to the effort in the change that is taking place generally,’’ he said.


He said the council came to pay homage to the Vice President, as one of the founding members of the university, to congratulate him for his achievement in government so far.

8 Types Of Students You See In A University Library

If you are the type that visit the library very often, be
prepared to face the following type of people. And
don’t be surprised if you fall into one of the
categories.
Shall we?

 The Popular Students
Oh my God! These set of students know almost every
staff in the library. In fact, their popularity is a source
of envy to other students. Once they arrive the library,
you see all the staffs greet them. They ask about their
family, their studies, previous night etc. These
students can chat with library officials for several
minutes till you begin to wonder if that is what they
have come to do.
The Pretenders
These student are so annoying. They either come to
the library to flirt or they come with someone. They
usually pretend they are reading. But give them some
minutes and you see them gently stroll outside when
the person they came to see step outside.
Book Testers
They are mostly found standing and strolling around
the library shelves. After taking a tour, they cramped
together three or four textbooks (couple with their
notebooks) before helping themselves to a seat. Even
you with one note will start to get intimidated. Before
you know it, the dive straight into their books and jack
as if their life depend on it. Only that 30minutes later,
they pack their note and outa they go. How pathetic.
So all na shakara
Library Heroes
They are married to the library. They open with the
library staff and close with them. You will think they
don’t attend lectures. But hey, they are front benchers
in lecture rooms too. God knows how many book they
have sampled. Kai she una no go kill person.
The Wanderers
You will think they have come to the library for a tour.
These students examine the tables and chairs, the
shelves and even the students sitting. They go in and
out of the library every now and then. Then put nail
for them sit? Haba!
The Onlookers
It is as if they have come to the library to sample
students. No one will pass -by without them throwing
a look. Any small sound, they will look. Wetin them dey
look, them wan spy students.
The Talkatives
God Almighty! They will surprise you. New gist
everyday and they never run out of ideas. One
moment, a staff will silent them and another moment
they have started their trade. These students can talk
eh! And they will not talk beneficial things. Na this
endless gossip, kilode.
The Disturbers
Once they spot you in the library-especially if u are a
guru-you are in trouble. Just know you will not be able
to concentrate on what you are reading except you
leave the library. They ask a combination of foolish,
sensible, interesting, and silly questions. So be
prepared.

15 Types Of People You Should Meet In Your 20s

 The people you meet always add something to your
life, be it negative or positive. Regardless of the type of
impact they leave, you always learn a valuable lesson
from their presence. Below are the different types of
people you have to meet in your 20s to help shape you
into the person you want to be.

 1. The Giver
This person has dedicated
their whole life to the
simple art of giving. Be it
giving a homeless person
loose change or their time
to an animal shelter, they
are always giving. Being
around this giving nature
will unintentionally
motivate you to give more
of yourself too.
2. The Adventurer
The Adventurer is always going somewhere and
always doing something unbelievably exciting.
Although you may not always be up for everything
they are up to, simply being around them when they
do thrilling things will inspire you to break out of your
comfort zone and do things you never would normally
do. This person will push you to travel the world,
which is what everybody in their twenties has to do at
some point.
3. The Helper
This person is always willing to help no matter what
their situation is. Whether it’s you in trouble or
someone else, this person is always ready to help.
Being around this person drives you to be more aware
of people who are in need of help and extend your
hand more than you usually would.
4. The Complainer
For this person, nothing is ever good enough. Nothing
can ever meet their standards. When you are around
them, all you ever hear is them complaining about
something or the other. Although this may not be the
healthiest environment, it helps you reflect on your
views in life and makes you appreciate things more.
Being around the complainer actually makes you
complain less.
5. The Risk-taker
This person is constantly taking risks in their
relationships or even in their workplace. They always
seem to place everything on the line, which may not
always work out well. Seeing them being extremely
brave with their choices motivates you to be the same
way. Even if you don’t become an extreme risk taker,
you end up pushing yourself to be more risky than you
usually would.
6. The Free-spirit
The Free-spirit has no ties to anything or anyone. They
are constantly changing jobs and moving from one
relationship to the next. They constantly move houses
and sometimes countries.You may find it very hard to
keep track of where this person is or what they are
doing. Their freedom reminds you to not take life so
seriously. They remind you how transient things can
be, which helps you enjoy moments in life more.
7. The Stable One
The complete opposite of the Free-spirit, the Stable
One has their life in order. They have the standard
nine to five job with the very stable relationship and a
lease contract valid for more than a year. These
people weren’t always this stable. In fact, they
probably were messes a couple of years ago. Being
around them reminds you that it’s possible to gain
stability even if it seems like your life is a mess. After
meeting them, you know that things will get better
with time.
8. The Bossy One
The Bossy One feels the need to take charge in every
situation, which can get incredibly irritating at times.
The Bossy One shows you how important taking
charge is but also when you need to take a step back.
9. The Honest One
This person will tell you to the truth no matter what. It
doesn ’t matter if you are in tears, you know you’ll hear
the honest answer to whatever question you just
asked. Their blunt attitude towards life keeps you on
track and reminds you how important the truth really
is.
10. The Optimist
The Optimist always puts a positive spin on whatever
situation they are in. Their blind positive attitude may
be irritating at times, but it reminds you that you
should always look on the bright side no matter what
obstacles cross your path.
11. The Pessimist
The Pessimist prevents you from floating away on The
Optimist’s cloud of positivity. They keep you grounded
by reminding you of all the things that could go wrong.
Their constant negative attitude on life keeps you in
touch with reality, but also makes sure you maintain a
balance between being a realist and an idealist.
12. The Married One
This person has found the love of their life and has
made the ultimate commitment. Knowing someone
like this helps you figure out what you want, while
subtly stressing the existence of love and it’s
importance.
13. The Manipulative One
Everyone has to meet The Manipulative One at some
point in their lives. This person manages to _get what
they want by using you as the pawn. After you realise
how you’ve been manipulated, you learn to be more
cautious in life. The Manipulative One teaches you to
be stronger than you thought you could be.
14. The Backstabber
When you meet this person, you will trust them with
everything only to have them use it against you. It’s
important you meet someone like this to remind you
that being trusting is the best quality you can have
while betraying trust is the worst.
15. The Wise One
This person has a quote stored in their minds that
applies to almost any situation you find yourself in.
They are like a walking self-help book. They also have
the best advice when you find yourself stuck. Being
around The Wise One allows the wisdom to rub off on
you as well.

Ksu Boy And Gal Palava : Dumb Questions PAAU Gals Ask Guys And Their Funny Answers

Well,am a KSU...oh,sorry,its now "PAAU". So,basically am a PAAU undergraduate and whenever our gals ask this dumb questions,this funny answers come to my mind,enjoy :
 Are you a player?
Ans: Yes, CHELSEA FC wants to sign me next season.
Why do you wan’t my Pin?
Ans: I want to use it to burst balloons.
Can you die for me?
Ans: My name is surely not Romeo
My BIS will soon expire, what am I going to
do?
Ans: Return the BB phone to the seller and get a Nokia
3310.
If I sleep over in your house, hope nothing
funny will happen?
Ans: No, trust me, we would just perform a vigil.
Hope you won’t break my Heart?
Ans: If you don’t put it at the edge of the table.
Can you take me out?
Ans: Sorry, are you in prison?
Can you come and pick me up?
Ans: Are you a beans seed?
I think I’ve missed my period
Ans: Then ask the class captain for the next class!
Can’t you get a Car?
Ans: Did your father own a car when he was in college?
Why do you want my number ??
Ans : I am an agent for Sim Registration



Babes,stop asking us "boosit",abeg





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