FIFA16 IS SO REAL THAT
- Nigeria Players Dance Etigi After Scoring
- No matter the formation you use for chelsea, it wil
automatically change back to 9-0-1
- If you play any final with Robben in your team, you're
sure getting a silver medal.
- all you need do when using
Spain or Barca is Press
Pass.. They do the rest
- That Ibrahimovic's nose keeps him offside
- Chelsea allows you to sign the manager that will
replace you after you're sacked!
- No matter what you do, you can never score using Mikel
- Rooney ALWAYS scores against Arsenal... Even if a
rookie handles Man Utd
- Paul Scholes starts leaving The field before the ref
issues the card (Lol)
- Whenever you use Man Utd against Arsenal, Man Utd
always win even if you are using U21 or reserve team
- if you use Spain, and attempt to shoot outside 16
yards.. It doesn't work
- Drogba scores every time at Wembley [Auto]
- No matter how good you are whenever you play Man
Utd and Howard Webb is the ref you can never win - That
one na lie
- if you win champions league using Arsenal, a
message will come up writing "what a joke"
- The "Pass" button becomes ineffective when Sturridge
is on the ball
- Messi doesn't score against Chelsea
- if you win the EPL title with Liverpool the screen
will
automatically change to black and white.
Saturday, January 16, 2016
How to recognize a serious University student
All that glitters is not gold. Similarly, a popular Igbo proverb
says that because all lizards lie on their stomach, you will
never
know the one(s) that have running stomach. I wonder if
lizards
do have running stomach but that’s just by the way.
What’s my point?
OK. There are so many students in schools but then, there
are
students and there are students…
It could also be hard as well as confusing to identify those
who
are really qualified to bear honorable status of student i.e.
those
who are really the serious and those who aren’t.
What spurred me into this direction?
Just the other day, I was chatting with a very worried parent
whose child seem to be unable to graduate from the
university 3
years after the normal duration of his 5 year course. I was
alarmed because I immediately knew why this parent was
going
through…for the past three years, maybe.
I really felt for him because his worriment really showed.
How could I tell him that shitty things like that can
happen…? I
mean, how can I tell him that it was partly his fault that
things
are the way they are now simply because he rather left it
too late
with regards to checking up on his boy’s academic progress
up
until now…? How can I tell him that there is thing called
“carry-
over” which is course/s that his boy must have failed and
must
pass before he can graduate…?
But…
When he said that he is even more confused now than ever
because he is tired of hearing different version of the
almost
impossible mumbo-jumbos his boy was regularly spitting
out, I
knew I just had to tell him.
That was because I sensed it from something he said and
from
the way he unknowingly hinted me that he now suspects his
boy
was an unserious student.
In case you are in the same boat like this parent, or maybe
you
really want to rate your wards, or your friends and/or even
yourself to know if s/he is a serious student or not or to
know
how serious you are with your academics, I will try to help
you
do so by presenting you with some of these pointers with
which
you can base your serious-student evaluation upon.
This is how. A serious student…
Knows his/her Grade Point Average (GPA)
I don’t know any other better method than this with which
to
instantly identify a serious student. In fact, I think it is the
fastest way to identify a serious student on the spot!
Your GPA is the standard used in ranking and rating
students’
performance in college so any serious student is supposed
to be
aware of this very important score.
Granted, it is not always possible for many students to
know the
exact figure but then when you come across any student
who
does not even have any slightest idea what his or her own
GPA
figure is, like this sophomore student that even asked me
“what
is GP?”, take it from me, you are looking at a confirmed
unserious student.
So do you know your GPA? You see?
Knows the nature of the question of any upcoming
examination(s)
This is so true because any serious students must have
done his
or her assignment thoroughly and must have mastered all
the
“tricks” which the lecturer or examiner is going to adopt in
the
exams proper.
A serious student knows that the exam questions are not
going
to be very much different from those of the assignments
and
past question papers and as such s/he have familiarized as
well
as prepared himself very well with them so well for the sake
of
what lies ahead.
S/he is never taken unawares because s/he is always
prepared.
In fact, the real serious students are known to be able to
complete ALL their major school work one or two month’s
ahead before the examination timetable comes out! This is
one
of the reasons why some very sharp students who don’t
see
m to be reading (that much) still stay tops in the class at the end of the day! But if you come across any fidgeting student who is confused and sometimes completely lost (most especially on the exam day just some few hours before the exams start), simply because s/he does not have any inkling what the exam questions may look like, my two cents, s/he is a very very unserious student. S/he has failed to plan by preparing early enough and as such has failed already unless “help” in the form of exam malpractice comes from “somewhere”… One other thing, a serious student usually has an idea of his examination score even before the papers are marked once he is through with that very paper. I can almost hear you say, “…and so does the unserious student too!” but then I know you know what I am talking about. Knows where to get help. A serious student knows where to get help. The help I am about here is not “expo” or “runs” which is just the slang terms used for examination malpractice in Nigeria.S/he has no need for such distracting things. S/he knows that there’s dignity in labor and so s/he will always strive to achieve excellence through honest labor. Most times, you see some students complaining that they don’t know what to read or where to get the reading materials they think they need. The serious students don’t usually fall into this group. And that’s because they already know how, when and where they can get easily help. They know when the textbooks they need is available in the library. They know the willing students and/or lecturers who might be kind enough to give them such materials should the need arise. They know how to make use of the internet to solidify their knowledge in a particular subject rather than wait for the lecturer to carry the whole class usually at his ‘slow’ pace. Encourages others to succeed. This is usually because any serious student knows that there is no pride in mediocrity. You may be tempted to think that being the best amongst many who don’t know anything is good but is it? There is no challenge. There is no zeal or need to keeppushing yourself up to the limit. There is nothing to stimulate the brain. No way to measure how good you are getting. Simply put, there is no fun in studying anymore. So to avoid this, a serious student will have no other choice than to encourage others to succeed. S/he normally does this either by organizing tutorials or discussion class for a group of people or even the whole class. He will also tell those students who are seeking in truth where to get help. This will help him kill two birds with one stone. First other students will succeed and they will have no other choice than to attribute this success to him. Secondly, he will have his real reason to be on his toes, up and doing, knowing now that backsliding is not an option. Besides, by teaching others, s/he is able to learn more. I have heard many students who are often times complaining that the serious/intelligent students will not easily want to disclose the information on how to get through to others because s/he normally wants to succeed alone. Inasmuch as I will not want to deny the possibility of selfishness that could sometimes arise, I still know that such students complaining may just be doing so for the sake of excuse. They might not have even tried enough to get this help from the serious ones. I have this to say to them. Why are you complaining? Aren’t both of you students or are some students more equal than the others now? See my friend, stop complaining. Stop waiting for that intelligent student to come to you and help you out because most likely, it won’t happen. S/he is not in school because of you. If you need help, go out and seek it. Get off that high horse of yours right now and put on the toga of humility and grab the all help you need from him now that you still have the time… Knows the full details of “what’s next?” Many students don’t have any idea why they are in school. Some think it is just normal to be in school while many others think they are doing their parents some form of favor just by doing that. Many others have come to the conclusion that going to school equates to getting a good paying job in the end. Yes. I don’t know why you are in school but one good advice I always give to people is to always try as much as possible to identify the reason/s why they are in school or why they want to go to school in the case of those who are still seeking admission. By doing this simple check and evaluation, one can easily put him or herself in the path of becoming a serious student by putting everything in perspective in less than a minute! This single action will also expose any student who really wants to succeed in life (after school) to that very open secret that school is not all about academics alone. It will also enable him to realize that really “all work without play makes ….” Never takes pride in missing lectures. When he misses his lectures, he normally feels like he has let him down. She knows the importance of lectures. He knows that some tricky lecturers normally base their examination questions on what they said in class more than what you copied down in your notes or what you can find in the textbooks. Quite unlike his opposite who even rejoices with the news that lectures have been postponed or won’t even hold at all, a serious student never takes pride in missing lectures. Using Nigerian case as a very good example, school systems and academic calendar are normally haphazard or disorganized because of frequent disruptions mostly from labor strikes. The unserious student is usually looking forward to such strikes so as to ‘relax’ his brain. Please don’t make me laugh, okay…? But these strike normally cause the school academic duration to be much reduced such that courses that should have ran for three months or more are rushed through in two or three weeks! Lecturers may have to adjust by telling students not to cover the whole study area they would have normally covered had it been there was still time… Hooray! says the unserious student! This may cause many exams to clash with many students having to write more papers than they could normally handle. And sometimes to ease things off, such papers could be postponed. Another pleasing news to the ears of the unserious student who doesn’t even know or care that useful time is being wasted. But all these bother the serious ones. And that’s because s/ he knows that s/he is the one at the loosing end! So with all these aforementioned, do you now know how to recognize an unserious student? Or better still, are you a serious student?
m to be reading (that much) still stay tops in the class at the end of the day! But if you come across any fidgeting student who is confused and sometimes completely lost (most especially on the exam day just some few hours before the exams start), simply because s/he does not have any inkling what the exam questions may look like, my two cents, s/he is a very very unserious student. S/he has failed to plan by preparing early enough and as such has failed already unless “help” in the form of exam malpractice comes from “somewhere”… One other thing, a serious student usually has an idea of his examination score even before the papers are marked once he is through with that very paper. I can almost hear you say, “…and so does the unserious student too!” but then I know you know what I am talking about. Knows where to get help. A serious student knows where to get help. The help I am about here is not “expo” or “runs” which is just the slang terms used for examination malpractice in Nigeria.S/he has no need for such distracting things. S/he knows that there’s dignity in labor and so s/he will always strive to achieve excellence through honest labor. Most times, you see some students complaining that they don’t know what to read or where to get the reading materials they think they need. The serious students don’t usually fall into this group. And that’s because they already know how, when and where they can get easily help. They know when the textbooks they need is available in the library. They know the willing students and/or lecturers who might be kind enough to give them such materials should the need arise. They know how to make use of the internet to solidify their knowledge in a particular subject rather than wait for the lecturer to carry the whole class usually at his ‘slow’ pace. Encourages others to succeed. This is usually because any serious student knows that there is no pride in mediocrity. You may be tempted to think that being the best amongst many who don’t know anything is good but is it? There is no challenge. There is no zeal or need to keeppushing yourself up to the limit. There is nothing to stimulate the brain. No way to measure how good you are getting. Simply put, there is no fun in studying anymore. So to avoid this, a serious student will have no other choice than to encourage others to succeed. S/he normally does this either by organizing tutorials or discussion class for a group of people or even the whole class. He will also tell those students who are seeking in truth where to get help. This will help him kill two birds with one stone. First other students will succeed and they will have no other choice than to attribute this success to him. Secondly, he will have his real reason to be on his toes, up and doing, knowing now that backsliding is not an option. Besides, by teaching others, s/he is able to learn more. I have heard many students who are often times complaining that the serious/intelligent students will not easily want to disclose the information on how to get through to others because s/he normally wants to succeed alone. Inasmuch as I will not want to deny the possibility of selfishness that could sometimes arise, I still know that such students complaining may just be doing so for the sake of excuse. They might not have even tried enough to get this help from the serious ones. I have this to say to them. Why are you complaining? Aren’t both of you students or are some students more equal than the others now? See my friend, stop complaining. Stop waiting for that intelligent student to come to you and help you out because most likely, it won’t happen. S/he is not in school because of you. If you need help, go out and seek it. Get off that high horse of yours right now and put on the toga of humility and grab the all help you need from him now that you still have the time… Knows the full details of “what’s next?” Many students don’t have any idea why they are in school. Some think it is just normal to be in school while many others think they are doing their parents some form of favor just by doing that. Many others have come to the conclusion that going to school equates to getting a good paying job in the end. Yes. I don’t know why you are in school but one good advice I always give to people is to always try as much as possible to identify the reason/s why they are in school or why they want to go to school in the case of those who are still seeking admission. By doing this simple check and evaluation, one can easily put him or herself in the path of becoming a serious student by putting everything in perspective in less than a minute! This single action will also expose any student who really wants to succeed in life (after school) to that very open secret that school is not all about academics alone. It will also enable him to realize that really “all work without play makes ….” Never takes pride in missing lectures. When he misses his lectures, he normally feels like he has let him down. She knows the importance of lectures. He knows that some tricky lecturers normally base their examination questions on what they said in class more than what you copied down in your notes or what you can find in the textbooks. Quite unlike his opposite who even rejoices with the news that lectures have been postponed or won’t even hold at all, a serious student never takes pride in missing lectures. Using Nigerian case as a very good example, school systems and academic calendar are normally haphazard or disorganized because of frequent disruptions mostly from labor strikes. The unserious student is usually looking forward to such strikes so as to ‘relax’ his brain. Please don’t make me laugh, okay…? But these strike normally cause the school academic duration to be much reduced such that courses that should have ran for three months or more are rushed through in two or three weeks! Lecturers may have to adjust by telling students not to cover the whole study area they would have normally covered had it been there was still time… Hooray! says the unserious student! This may cause many exams to clash with many students having to write more papers than they could normally handle. And sometimes to ease things off, such papers could be postponed. Another pleasing news to the ears of the unserious student who doesn’t even know or care that useful time is being wasted. But all these bother the serious ones. And that’s because s/ he knows that s/he is the one at the loosing end! So with all these aforementioned, do you now know how to recognize an unserious student? Or better still, are you a serious student?
Friday, January 15, 2016
What's up!!
What's up guys,its freaky friday again,and a lot has changed from last week,but one thing that has not is the admission list ish,let's hope something will come up by this time next week. Meanwhile,we gats some news for y'all :
-First off,the 2015/2016 balloting for hostel accomodation is scheduled to hold tomorrow 16th of january,2015 at faculty of law lecture thearters, 9a.m to 6p.m in the evening.....aren't they suppose to wait for atleast one more admission list is out before doing this,chai..
-Well,it seems the new V.C,Proffessor Abdulkadir has waged war against aspirants who were admitted illegaly(runs) without reaching their departmental cut off marks or scored below 40,this illegal freshers are to be withdrawn and the people behind this illegal activity are to loose their jobs...hmm...I smell tear.
-Also,for aspirants who are hoping for admission,good news for y'all as jamb finally extend the registration date to 31st of january....nice.
-Outside ksu
-Micheal okpara university of agriculture,has slated their matriculation ceremony for tomorrow,16th of january,2016...heads up guys...congrats.
-Meanwhile UNILAG had a successful matriculation today.
-And finally both NSUK and OAU has released their supplementry admission list for the 2015/2016 session.
Stay blessed y'all,time to kick out!!
-First off,the 2015/2016 balloting for hostel accomodation is scheduled to hold tomorrow 16th of january,2015 at faculty of law lecture thearters, 9a.m to 6p.m in the evening.....aren't they suppose to wait for atleast one more admission list is out before doing this,chai..
-Well,it seems the new V.C,Proffessor Abdulkadir has waged war against aspirants who were admitted illegaly(runs) without reaching their departmental cut off marks or scored below 40,this illegal freshers are to be withdrawn and the people behind this illegal activity are to loose their jobs...hmm...I smell tear.
-Also,for aspirants who are hoping for admission,good news for y'all as jamb finally extend the registration date to 31st of january....nice.
-Outside ksu
-Micheal okpara university of agriculture,has slated their matriculation ceremony for tomorrow,16th of january,2016...heads up guys...congrats.
-Meanwhile UNILAG had a successful matriculation today.
-And finally both NSUK and OAU has released their supplementry admission list for the 2015/2016 session.
Stay blessed y'all,time to kick out!!
Ksu boys and girls palava; "We collect d*ck for subscription,so what's bad"
I was in a light argument with some of my friends
about girls,guys,money and sex in our school,ksu ofcourse,we argued and
stated our opinions all through,a friend of mine said ksu girls are
driven by blind love up and down,that all of them just "won get
boyfriend"...we laughed about it,then I said its not fair to say that
only happens in kogi state university,that girls in othe schools even do
more than that self...one of my other friend said the rate at which the
girls do it ksu is alarming,and "na dem go church pass ooo"...we
chuckled about that...I said "atleast na just date me I date,mumu mumu
relationships,its not asif the rate at which students have sex is high
like that"...that my friend that accused ksu girls of blind love sharply
disagreed with me saying"iffa hear,na only here for ksu I see say girls
dey sleep,wake up inside sex"....then my friend on my far left,her name
I'll like to keep anonymous said "so,why una dey talk am like say sex
na bad thing"...that my friend who disagreed with me shaparly disagreed
again saying "we are not saying sex and dating is a bad thing but the
way ksu gals do this things for the blind love of money is just not good
enough,most of this girls will put their bodies on the line cos' of
money for sub,seriously ??"...we were still laughing when that girl to
my far left said "its not bad,so,so,what if we collect d*ck for sub,what
if we ride our boyfriend's d*ck for money,what's bad dere,una go just
dey talk dey form holy holy for here like say na jesus born una(lol).."
I don't think what each of us said after the sub issue should be written
here(its sooooo explicit,girl thing),but I think you get the gist
now,which side are you on. Well it doesn't matter what you think its
good or bad,cause at the end of the day what we call good might be bad and what we
criticize as bad might be good...just live your life the way think its
best to live your life.
Quotes and lesson
“You have to learn the rules of the game.
And then you have to play better than
anyone else.” –Albert Einstein.
The life you live in is game,and like any game its guided by rules. You have to learn this rules and maximize them to your own benefit,better than anyone else.
The life you live in is game,and like any game its guided by rules. You have to learn this rules and maximize them to your own benefit,better than anyone else.
Thursday, January 14, 2016
Higly strange disease
Quote and lesoon
“If you don’t build your dream, someone else
will hire you to help them build theirs.” –
Dhirubhai Ambani.
Its one thing to dream,its another to build a dream. To dream takes thought and a couple of seconds and minutes,to build it takes years and effort. Its better you start building your dream now,so you won't end up building someone else's dream in the future.
Its one thing to dream,its another to build a dream. To dream takes thought and a couple of seconds and minutes,to build it takes years and effort. Its better you start building your dream now,so you won't end up building someone else's dream in the future.
Wednesday, January 13, 2016
student playing with his lecturer's intelligence
STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question?
LECTURER: Yes!
STUDENT: How can one put an elephant inside the fridge?
LECTURER: I dnt knw.
STUDENT: It'z easy, u jst open the fridge and put it in there. I have another question!
LECTURER: Ok, ask.
STUDENT: How can one put a donkey inside the fridge? LECTURER: It'z easy, u just open the fridge and put it in there.
STUDENT: No sir, u just open the fridge take out the elephant nd put it in there
LECTURER: Ooh...ok!!
STUDENT: If all the animals went 2 the lion's birthdy party with 1 animal missing, which animal would it b?
LECTURER: The lion ofcoz bcoz it would eat all the animals.
STUDENT: No sir, the donkey ofcoz bcoz it'z stll inside the fridge.
LECTURER: Are u kidding me?
STUDENT: No sir, one more last question.
LECTURER: Ok!
STUDENT: If there's a river of crocodiles and u want 2 cross, how would u?
LECTURER : There's no way, I would need a ladder 2 cross.
STUDENT: No sir, u jst swim and cross it bcoz all the animals went 2 the lion's birthday party.
STUDENT: How can one put an elephant inside the fridge?
LECTURER: I dnt knw.
STUDENT: It'z easy, u jst open the fridge and put it in there. I have another question!
LECTURER: Ok, ask.
STUDENT: How can one put a donkey inside the fridge? LECTURER: It'z easy, u just open the fridge and put it in there.
STUDENT: No sir, u just open the fridge take out the elephant nd put it in there
LECTURER: Ooh...ok!!
STUDENT: If all the animals went 2 the lion's birthdy party with 1 animal missing, which animal would it b?
LECTURER: The lion ofcoz bcoz it would eat all the animals.
STUDENT: No sir, the donkey ofcoz bcoz it'z stll inside the fridge.
LECTURER: Are u kidding me?
STUDENT: No sir, one more last question.
LECTURER: Ok!
STUDENT: If there's a river of crocodiles and u want 2 cross, how would u?
LECTURER : There's no way, I would need a ladder 2 cross.
STUDENT: No sir, u jst swim and cross it bcoz all the animals went 2 the lion's birthday party.
whats up!!
Ksu what's up!!
Its a lovely wednesday and people are scrambling up and down for one thing or the other all around school,especially those new bees out there,una go chop dust en. Anyways,#teamksu2day has decided to dedicate this whole week to aspirants and freshers since that's what's up in school at the moment. So a lilttle write to for ye freshers so you can understand what's up...
WHY YOU MUST NOT PLAY WITH YOUR FIRST YEAR IN THE SCHOOL
If the foundation of a building is weak, that building is bound to collapse. I just thought of telling you this now before its too late becuse you're already in the academinc race. Your first yr performance determine the kind of result you may graduate with. University grades are expressed in the following term;
First class (1)
Second class upper (2one)
Second class lower(2two)
3rd class Certificate of attendance White paper The afore mention grades are attainable by students depending on individual aspiration. Dont let anybody decieve you that you cant make first class. Many have made it and even been retained as lecturers in KSU. Your journey to any of these grades start from 100level. If you must make first class, your first semester 100level result matters because it is the base result. Other subsequent result will be devided by that one. Calculation of gp differs in different departments so I dont have to tell you how is done in my dept so that it wont misslead you. Hard work and prayers are the watchword for better grades. If you dont wanna get frustrated in the school then you had better belt up for the journey. The hard way is the only way. Reading, reading and reading is the key.
STEPS THAT MAY HELP YOU
You must not play with your attendance and assigment because without CA, only God know how you can pass the course. Read ahead of your lecturers. Get materials from your predecessors and photocopy centers for GST courses. Buy as many text books as you can. In attempting questions in the uni, scholars point of view on the subject matter matters. So learn to quote authors and scholars. Mingle with people you think are better than you in the class. Dont hesitate to ask questions in the class. Tutorials can also help you. Read, read, and read then pray for your first class is sure. See you soon! In the meantime,enjoy the three S of ksu,the signings,the sun and the strees...
- News concerning blocked result:
We got a report that results of some certain students have been blocked. The reason behind this development is because this students were accused of examination mis conduct and were old to appear before the senate at a designated time which they didn't. The senate after conducting a meeting decided to block the results of this students. The faculties involved are social science,agriculture and management....OH MY!!
time to kick out!!
Its a lovely wednesday and people are scrambling up and down for one thing or the other all around school,especially those new bees out there,una go chop dust en. Anyways,#teamksu2day has decided to dedicate this whole week to aspirants and freshers since that's what's up in school at the moment. So a lilttle write to for ye freshers so you can understand what's up...
WHY YOU MUST NOT PLAY WITH YOUR FIRST YEAR IN THE SCHOOL
If the foundation of a building is weak, that building is bound to collapse. I just thought of telling you this now before its too late becuse you're already in the academinc race. Your first yr performance determine the kind of result you may graduate with. University grades are expressed in the following term;
First class (1)
Second class upper (2one)
Second class lower(2two)
3rd class Certificate of attendance White paper The afore mention grades are attainable by students depending on individual aspiration. Dont let anybody decieve you that you cant make first class. Many have made it and even been retained as lecturers in KSU. Your journey to any of these grades start from 100level. If you must make first class, your first semester 100level result matters because it is the base result. Other subsequent result will be devided by that one. Calculation of gp differs in different departments so I dont have to tell you how is done in my dept so that it wont misslead you. Hard work and prayers are the watchword for better grades. If you dont wanna get frustrated in the school then you had better belt up for the journey. The hard way is the only way. Reading, reading and reading is the key.
STEPS THAT MAY HELP YOU
You must not play with your attendance and assigment because without CA, only God know how you can pass the course. Read ahead of your lecturers. Get materials from your predecessors and photocopy centers for GST courses. Buy as many text books as you can. In attempting questions in the uni, scholars point of view on the subject matter matters. So learn to quote authors and scholars. Mingle with people you think are better than you in the class. Dont hesitate to ask questions in the class. Tutorials can also help you. Read, read, and read then pray for your first class is sure. See you soon! In the meantime,enjoy the three S of ksu,the signings,the sun and the strees...
- News concerning blocked result:
We got a report that results of some certain students have been blocked. The reason behind this development is because this students were accused of examination mis conduct and were old to appear before the senate at a designated time which they didn't. The senate after conducting a meeting decided to block the results of this students. The faculties involved are social science,agriculture and management....OH MY!!
time to kick out!!
Quote and lesson
“Live as if you were to die tomorrow.
Learn as if you were to live forever.” –
Mahatma Gandhi.
Everyday is an opportunity,an opportunity to fight on,an opportunity that might not come tomorrow,an opportunity for you to live,an opportunity for you to learn,an opportunity to become a better person.
Everyday is an opportunity,an opportunity to fight on,an opportunity that might not come tomorrow,an opportunity for you to live,an opportunity for you to learn,an opportunity to become a better person.
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