What's Up !!

 Its freaky friday ladies and gentlemen of ksu,and to be honest we are really sorry about how inconsistent "what's up" has been in the past few weeks. we are trying to wait for this batch b/second list/ second batch list to come out first before we reignite the tradition. pardon us abeg.On the second list matter though,we brought you a confirmed report that their is a second list and it will be out soon,as if that wasn't enough the Head of department of masscommunication SR (Dr) Chika Asogwa on wednesday told mass communication students (200l) that the reason why they(the macosa team) don't have the list of the exact number of direct entry and diploma students admitted is because the school management said "they aren't done with admitting students yet". Another statement of confirmation that their are other list to be released by the school. That's settled .

Ksu boys and girls palava: Foolish Things Guys Who Live In Same RoomWith Girls In Universities Do!!!

 The
truth is that any girl that brings her stuffs to stay in
your house in school must have a secrete plan. Now,
you ain’t married yet she stays with you in your one-
room apartment or probably, a bed-sitter. You may
think you are having a swell time, but my guy, let me
tell you, you are definitely in for it!!! When a guy allows
his girlfriend to stay with him in school, he is bound to
do the following 5 foolish things:

Signs that you are suffering from stress

 In modern society, stress is becoming a part of life for many
of us. Long working hours, commitments to others and
paying the bills are hardly new factors, but in an age of
austerity they are more keenly felt. This means that it is vital
to empower yourself to combat stress and ensure you don’t
become overwhelmed by the daily bump and grind. The
first step is to recognise how to spot if you’re stressed and
the following 6 symptoms of stress will help you do just
that.
1. Skin Problems
Many of us may consider stress a mental issue that we can
hide away from others, but this is just not the case. The
impact that stress has will manifest itself in a very physical
way in terms of your skin. This is because stress will leave
your skin more prone to irritants such as eczema, acne and
psoriasis.
2. Poor Concentration
We focus best in quiet, calm spaces and this goes for our
mind as well as environment. Stress causes your brain to be
filled with worries which will detract from your problem
solving abilities. Studies have shown that students before
an exam are much worse at mental tasks than after it, this
is because the impending stress causing event has passed.

Sex and relationship : 9 characteristics of highly desirable women

9 Characteristics Of Highly Desirable Women
The dictionaries define “Desirable” as “worth having or
wanting; pleasant, excellent or fine.”
Any man or woman who
has dreamed of a future
has probably created an
image of what he or she
would desire most in
their partner. And most
women have probably
wished to be more
desirable at some point.
While the world keeps
hankering over what
exactly are the
characteristics of highly
desirable women, the
truth is that we can only
speculate. The definition
will keep evolving.
However, we can safely say that highly desirable
women will likely have the following nine
characteristics.

Meet the youngest professor in the world

Meet The Youngest Professor in the World PICTURES

Meet The Youngest Professor in the World PICTURES

Meet The Youngest Professor in the World PICTURES. The youngest professor in the world is the female genius, 19 year old, Alia Sabur. Alia Sabur (born February 22, 1989) is an American materials scientist and attorney.
Sabur was born in New York City, New York. Her mother, Julie Sabur (born Kessler), worked as a reporter for News12 Long Island until 1995. She married Mohammed Sabur, a Pakistan native, in 1980. Alia, born on February 22, 1989, showed early signs of giftedness. She tested “off the IQ scale,” according to an educator who tested her as a first-grader. As a fourth-grader, she left public school and was admitted to State University of New York at Stony Brook at the age of 10, later graduating summa cum laude at 14. She also received a black belt in Tae Kwon Do at the age of 9.
OTHER GENIUSES

Meete Youngest Professor in the World PICTURES

Mathematics career
After Stony Brook, Sabur attended Drexel University where she received her M.S. in 2006. Alia is recipient of the 2007 Dean fellowship from Drexel University. In 2007 she took a temporary position at Southern University in New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina.
On 19 February 2008, at 18 years of age (3 days before her 19th birthday), she was appointed to the position of International Professor as Research Liaison with Stony Brook University by the Dept. of Advanced Technology Fusion at Konkuk University in Seoul, South Korea. The position was a temporary, one-year contract which she chose not to renew. The Guinness Book of World Records named Sabur the World’s Youngest Professor.
She began her position at the Department of Advanced Technology Fusion at Konkuk University in June 2008 and returned to her hometown of New York early 2009, without renewing her contract.

Deepwater Horizon oil spill

In June 2010 Sabur appeared on CNN and Fox News’ Hannity to illustrate her idea, which BP considered as an option to help alleviate the Deepwater Horizon oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.

Graduate school controversy

In 2008, Sabur filed a civil suit against Drexel University, claiming that the university engaged in fraud and defamation regarding Sabur’s pursuit of a doctoral degree. In the suit, Sabur charges that Yury Gogotsi, her former Ph.D. advisor, improperly used her research to apply for grants, and deliberately obstructed her degree. Trial proceedings began on August 9, 2010.
“But that was when I grew disillusioned with the science world. I saw bad conduct and realised that some professors weren’t motivated by a love of science. I fell out with the adviser who was supervising my PhD. I sued Drexel University in a civil lawsuit and the case has now gone into private, binding arbitration. I believe my adviser applied for grants and patents using my ideas, and took credit for them. He denies this and has accused me of stealing his work. Even though the university has cleared me of plagiarism it has still refused to award me my PhD.”, says Financial Times article.
This is the second lawsuit involving the Sabur family. In the previous one Alia Sabur’s “parents brought suit on behalf of their daughter and alleged that defendants board of education, its members, and the school district failed to provide their daughter with appropriate educational services in violation of the Individuals with Disabilities Education Act”. Six of the seven counts were dismissed.

Jamb statistics for number of applicantsts for KSU 2016/2017 : Business admin is the most competitve and the most sort after department

JAMB Registration Statistics 2016 ; Number of Candidates for Schools is out on the jamb portal.
For ksu business administration has the highest number of applicants with 2,639 followed by mass communication, with 2,079.
Statistics for other prominent department :
Law : 1,701
Accounting : 1,770
Biochemistry : 1,149
Computer science : 1,188
Micro biology : 1,634
Economics : 965
However, arabic language and literature has the lowest number of applicants with 7 candidates followed closely by christian religious study with 8 candidates.
You can download the full file by using the link below :
www.jamb.org.ng/unifiedtme1/checkinstitutionstatisitics.aspx

Breaking news !!!

Confirmed report !!!

It has been confirmed by a prominent personality in the senate building(who wants to stay anonymous) that subsequent admission list will be out as soon as possible. He further stated after being questioned that their will definately be othe admission list,as its a norm for universities to admit a particular number of candidates and said theirs high possibility a lot of aspirants(especially indigenes) will gain admission before the school's matriculation ceremony. He also said the school are still been patient but are likely to slate the matric date around feb ending or the early beginning of march.
So I implore aspirants to calm theirselves and hope and pray to be part of the names to be released.
#teamksu2day

#THELIST

TOP 10 DISPICABLE AND ANNOYING THINGS KSU STUDENTS DO !!

Kogi state university is,like any other university,unique in standards,with ups and downs. Its a funny institution with different characters in all departments around the school.

However,their are some annoying traits that are common to most of ksu students. Check them out :

1. Spreading mind buggling and over the top rumours :

Ksu students and their rumors have one thing  common, "heart attack". Ksu students can fit kill with their mind bogging rumors. Someone will just wake up and cook up one heavy lie and spread it fast fast,remember six month renovation break ??

2. Rushing in for gst/eds lectures : 

This is mostly common in 100 level gst lectures. Its really really annoying. Its like the release of caged animals and from my 100 level days till now I still don't understand why ksu students do this. Why ??

3. Jokingly insulting people : 

Ksu students do this very often.

In the middle of a discussion they just indirectly jab you with soft words,the funny thing everybody will laugh it off when in actuality its an insult. Bad habit

4. Making loud and extremely dumb utterances in the middle of a lectures : 

They are fond of this thing en,a lecturer will be saying something or a student asking a question and before you know one loud annoying person yells something annoying hoping to be funny. Its extremely annoying

5. Not minding their business : 

You are probably gisting about something with your friend(s) or coursemate(s) and all of a sudden a guy/gal just comes and interrupt rudely giving his/her opinion on the matter when nobody asked for it. Its irritating.

6. Constant famzing : 

This is common among ksu gals like madt. You as a guy friend offers to stroll her home(which she accepts) and you guys take off from law faculty passing throuh that straight road to inikpi hostel,before you get to the school gate she has greeted like 15 guys already. For why ?? Its not even the fact that she's greeting guys that's annoying,its the way she does it. She will just leave una discussion to greet one mumu guy and come back again,then shout "heeeeeyyyy bayo,what's up now" for another guy again. Wetin happen na,atleast show a sign of respect for the guy your with at that moment. Its really annoying. 

7. Forming badoo on queue : 

On a queue in ksqueue,na everybody be prominent personality ooo. On atm queue like this everybody go dey form important peron ontop the 1000 wey dem one collect.

Shebi matric will come now,common 100 level students will start forming boss on queue to collect matric gown. Annoying thing.

8. Always comparing,wyning,complaning about everything : 

Ksu student do this practically everyday. Its either one university is better than ksu,or ksu is this and that and not good enough compared to some other universities,or something is wrong with this or that,its basicallt too much...haha...biko....if you hate the school that much then why are you in it in the first place...hun...??

9. Cycloning : 

Ksu students,especially those ones forming guru or forming bad guys are fond of cycloning,or cliqs. The ones forming guru are always seen packing themselves up and down in school for one group reading or the other asif their school fees was paid by one father. 

Also the ones forming badt guys or badt girls are always in their cliqs,and dem no sabi anything,if small thing happen now they will be the first to disappear.

10. Urinating in places inside school : 

This one is really really bad. Its common among guys. I mean why the hell would you turn a place inside the school to a public toilet. I don't understand. The smell that oozed out of the back of that social science building last semester was craaaaaaaaazzzzyy. They will start again this semester now. Why will you do something like that. Why ???

Ksu boys and girls palava: Ways to know your boyfriend is going to be rich

Ways To Tell If Your Boyfriend Is Going To Be Rich
Ladies, not every guy is a member of the lucky sperm club. Not every poor guy today is worth investing in. Some are simply hopeless and will never hit it big.
Some are purely millionaires in the making. But to spare you from waking up one morning realizing you’ve invested your time, effort and youth for nothing, here’s the rule of thumb I’ve used to sift out good penny stocks.
*.1. He knows he is good at something… Knowing his worth is usually the first step towards wealth creation. Baby-sitting, baking, gardening or whatever so long as he recognises that the skills he honed are exchangeable for money.
* He is self-disciplined..
He has the ability to concentrate on future financial goals without swaying from everyday tasks that will lead him there. No matter how boring or unpleasant.
*.3. He blames himself, not others...
He thinks it’s always his fault. Either partially or entirely. It might seem a little sadistic but it’s him actually knowing that he has control over his environment, decisions and ultimately his own future

*.4. He lives below his means…. It doesn’t mean he’s a miser. He chooses to accumulate more wealth rather than to succumb to short-lived pleasures of buying a Rolex or a BMW. Someone in the relationship has to make this sacrifice at the beginning. If not him, who else?
* He is a doer...
He doesn’t blabber on and on about how he is going to do something great. He just does it. He doesn’t complain about doing stuff. He just does it.
*.6. He is extremely curious….
He takes time and effort to figure out the nuts and bolts of why things work or don’t work. Opportunity sometimes arises when he stumbles upon an unserved niche.
*.7. He is thick skinned…
He has the balls to execute his crazy plans. Whatever they may be. Failure doesn’t concern him. Or should I say he isn’t afraid of being laughed at if he didn’t succeed. He repeats 6 and tries again. Investing in men is largely based on intrinsic value. You’ll win some and you’ll lose some. But when you do win, make sure you win big. So good luck ladies. May the dating market be forever bullish..

Sex and relationship: Things guys shouldn't do on their first date

During a guy or lady’s first date, whatever impression one leaves with one’s partner is almost certain to last forever. What either of the duo thinks about the other will go a long way in determining how long the ‘relationship’ will last.

There are so many red lights when starting a relationship, whether romantic or platonic, but whichever way the relationship will go is determined by the first date

Therefore, one has to go the extra mile, just for the sake of the relationship, irrespective of the motive.
For the guys, here are 10 things you should not do when you are having a date with a lady for the very first time:

GET It Before 15th January 2015

1. Don’t complain about her family
As a guy, when going on a date for the first time, refrain from complaining about your family. No lady would want to listen to you whining about family issues when you first meet.
2. Don’t ask too many questions
Please guys, don’t badger your date with so many questions. A date should be enjoyed, so don’t irritate the lady.
3. Don’t talk about s*x
Talking about s*x when you first meet your date can be a turn off for most people. Some ladies would want to get to know you before getting to that stage, even if there has to be anything like that in your relationship.
4. Don’t flirt with her
Guys is very important not to behave as if you are attracted to someone when you are not just for amusement. Don’t lead your date on when you clearly don’t have feelings.
5. Don’t fidget
As a guy fidgeting when you first meet your date sometimes shows that your man enough. Ladies like and appreciate guys who are confident about themselves.
6. Don’t pick your nose
It’s bad manners to pick your nose in public especially in front of a lady.
7. Do not talk about your wealth or earning
Bragging about your wealth or earnings the first time you meet a lady is turn off for most ladies. As a guy it shows how vain you can be and doesn’t show maturity.
8. Don’t let her pay
It is very wrong to allow a lady to pay the bill when you are out on a date with her for the first time. It doesn’t make you as a guy look serious.
9. Don’t ask for her age
When you first meet your date don’t ask for her age. Ladies get very sensitive when they meet a guy for the first time and they are asked their age.
10. Don’t be too quick to post joint picture on social media

No rush, wait for two-three dates.