1] Ronaldinho first gained media attention when
his youth team won 23-0. He scored all 23goals.
2] Chelsea have been relegated more times than
they have won the league.
3] The difference in Messi's age & Ronaldo's age is
869days. The same difference between Messi's
and Ronaldo's sons.
4] Arsenal bought Anelka, Overmars, Petit,
Henry,Viera, Fàbregas, RVP, Toure, Adebayor and
Nasri for a combined £42m. Then sold them for
£206m.
5] Zinedine Zidane was never caught offside in his
whole career.
6] Only one golden PL trophy has been awarded
and it was to Arsenal because in 2003/2004
season they
didn't lose any match. (P38 W26 D12 L0)
7] Brazilian legend Pele, scored 92 hat-tricks, four
goals on 31 occasions, five on six occasions, and
eight on an occasion.
8] When Mourinho says you have a bright future,
it means you can't make his team at the present.
9] Cristiano Ronaldo was expelled from school at
the age of 14 after throwing a chair at his teacher
for mocking his family's financial status. CR7 has
no tattoos because he frequently gives blood &
getting a tattoo would render him unable to do so
for 6 months.
10] Real Madrid sold 50,000 James Rodriguez
shirts in one day. Juventus sold 0 Bendtner shirts
in one season.
11] In January 2003, Van Gaal was sacked by
Barcelona after leaving them just three points
above the relegation zone.
12] Burnley have spent £45million on transfers
since 1882.
13] Louis Van Gaal and David Moyes attended the
same Tactical Management School.
14] Jose Mourinho is historically the most
successful continental coach in this century
Saturday, January 9, 2016
Ksu boy and girl palava: What makes men attractive to women
Women are attracted to men for a number of reasons.
Tastes vary on an individual-by-individual basis, but
research shows that women in general, tend to prefer
certain traits in men. The good news: Some of these traits
are within your control. The bad news: Some of them are
not. This is why there's whiskey.
1. Piercings, Tattoos, and Scars: According to the evolutionary "handi-cap" theory, men who are physically healthy and have good genes can afford to take part in risky behavior involving needles, ink and katana swords. Think of it as your body's way of showing off for prospective mates.
2. Money, Money, Money... Money: A study by evolutionary psychologist David Buss found that women from 37 cultures around the world value high earning potential and good financial prospects in a partner. Even Zambia ladies love a sugar daddy.
3. A Deep Voice: Women value physical symmetry because it's a sign of good health and good genes for the screaming hordes of babies they plan to make with you. The deeper a man's voice, the more likely he is to be symmetrical. Just the way it is. 4. Height: Tall men make more money and have more babies. Short men try to conquer Europe.
5. A V-Shaped Torso (Hit the Gym): If you look like you row, swim, or moonlight as a superhero, women dig your body. If you're shaped like a Family Guy character, they do not.
6. Sense of Humor: Dr. Cindy M. Meston says that women like men who make them laugh. Men, she says, prefer women who laugh at their jokes.
7. Her Past (How You Remind Her of It): Women create a mental "love map" of their romantic life based on past experiences. It starts to form at age eight. This explains why you never had a chance with that little red- headed girl.
8. Smell: There is no single most-attractive scent, but studies show that women can smell symmetry, just like they can hear it. This is why you should not mask your natural scent with body spray, Mr. The Situation.
9. Confidence (Have It): Few women are attracted to wimpy guys and most women are not attracted to arrogant jerks. Real confidence is the ability to switch between bravado and humility without worrying about appearing vulnerable.
1. Piercings, Tattoos, and Scars: According to the evolutionary "handi-cap" theory, men who are physically healthy and have good genes can afford to take part in risky behavior involving needles, ink and katana swords. Think of it as your body's way of showing off for prospective mates.
2. Money, Money, Money... Money: A study by evolutionary psychologist David Buss found that women from 37 cultures around the world value high earning potential and good financial prospects in a partner. Even Zambia ladies love a sugar daddy.
3. A Deep Voice: Women value physical symmetry because it's a sign of good health and good genes for the screaming hordes of babies they plan to make with you. The deeper a man's voice, the more likely he is to be symmetrical. Just the way it is. 4. Height: Tall men make more money and have more babies. Short men try to conquer Europe.
5. A V-Shaped Torso (Hit the Gym): If you look like you row, swim, or moonlight as a superhero, women dig your body. If you're shaped like a Family Guy character, they do not.
6. Sense of Humor: Dr. Cindy M. Meston says that women like men who make them laugh. Men, she says, prefer women who laugh at their jokes.
7. Her Past (How You Remind Her of It): Women create a mental "love map" of their romantic life based on past experiences. It starts to form at age eight. This explains why you never had a chance with that little red- headed girl.
8. Smell: There is no single most-attractive scent, but studies show that women can smell symmetry, just like they can hear it. This is why you should not mask your natural scent with body spray, Mr. The Situation.
9. Confidence (Have It): Few women are attracted to wimpy guys and most women are not attracted to arrogant jerks. Real confidence is the ability to switch between bravado and humility without worrying about appearing vulnerable.
5 Qualities Of ‘first Class’ Students
Are you a student in a university or higher institution
or an aspirant? If yes, then this is for you. Remember
when you first got into school, your first aspiration
was to graduate from the university with a first class.
Then, especially for those that have been in school for
quite a while, the aspiration seemed to change with
time after the first year.
Compromise set in and you began to settle for less
than your initial goal. Very few people leave school
with the degree they had wanted to acquire initially. I
must tell you that the ‘first class’ in in your hands and
not in the hands of your lecturers. You choose the
grades you want by the decisions you make and the
actions you take. Your lecturers only give you the
grades you choose. Below are five qualities that you
must cultivate if you must become a first class
student:
Five Qualities of a ‘First Class’ student
Dedication: This is the quality of being devoted to something. Are you devoted to that goal you want to achieve? Dedication shows up in class or lecture attendance, amount of time spent revising notes and studying and so on.
Discipline: Every first class student knows what it means to delay self-gratification. Studying is not always as interesting as watching a movie or playing a video game. Discipline is the practice of training oneself to ensure acceptable and desired patterns of behavior. You must always remind yourself that your future and the kind of life you will have tomorrow depends on the decisions you make today. You must pay the price to sow good seeds today so that you can reap the desired harvest tomorrow.
Perseverance: Encarta tells us this word means steady and continued action or belief, usually over a long period and especially despite difficulties or setbacks. In other words, a first class student will say no to compromise and laxity when it’s time to study, to pray, to go for lectures or to do those things that he is supposed to do.
Prayer: Every first class student knows that to trust in one’s might, strength and ability alone is foolishness. You must take seriously your closet where you communicate with God and draw strength, wisdom and enablement from Him. If you do not have a relationship with God through Jesus Christ, you need to enter into a relationship with Him.
Balance: This one is also very important because this is where so many students miss it. The university is not a place for solely reading and studying to obtain a degree though this is the primary purpose. It’s a platform for acquiring knowledge that will help you build a future for yourself, for discovering your purpose in life and for general all-round self-development. You must engage yourself in other activities that will develop you spiritually, intellectually, physically, morally, socially and even financially. Get adequate rest also, very important. It’s not in the amount of ‘night classes.’
Five Qualities of a ‘First Class’ student
Dedication: This is the quality of being devoted to something. Are you devoted to that goal you want to achieve? Dedication shows up in class or lecture attendance, amount of time spent revising notes and studying and so on.
Discipline: Every first class student knows what it means to delay self-gratification. Studying is not always as interesting as watching a movie or playing a video game. Discipline is the practice of training oneself to ensure acceptable and desired patterns of behavior. You must always remind yourself that your future and the kind of life you will have tomorrow depends on the decisions you make today. You must pay the price to sow good seeds today so that you can reap the desired harvest tomorrow.
Perseverance: Encarta tells us this word means steady and continued action or belief, usually over a long period and especially despite difficulties or setbacks. In other words, a first class student will say no to compromise and laxity when it’s time to study, to pray, to go for lectures or to do those things that he is supposed to do.
Prayer: Every first class student knows that to trust in one’s might, strength and ability alone is foolishness. You must take seriously your closet where you communicate with God and draw strength, wisdom and enablement from Him. If you do not have a relationship with God through Jesus Christ, you need to enter into a relationship with Him.
Balance: This one is also very important because this is where so many students miss it. The university is not a place for solely reading and studying to obtain a degree though this is the primary purpose. It’s a platform for acquiring knowledge that will help you build a future for yourself, for discovering your purpose in life and for general all-round self-development. You must engage yourself in other activities that will develop you spiritually, intellectually, physically, morally, socially and even financially. Get adequate rest also, very important. It’s not in the amount of ‘night classes.’
Whats up !!
- - Impending ASUU(ksu chapter) strike ?? [Unconfirmed] reports reaching us states that strike action by asuu(ksu chapter) might be on the horizon. Noooooooooo....
- Ksu what's up!! Its freaky friday ladies and gentlemen,without further delay let's burst through news materials...
-Batch B of the ksu admission list to be released this coming week ?? Reports reaching us states that the second batch of the admission list for 2015/2016 is to be released this coming week. Nice one...- outside ksu
- Results for first semester also to be released next week .
-fed poly Idah has released a statement stating that the school authority has just released the 2nd batch admission list on candidates who offered provissional admission into the institution for 2015/2016 session(ksu how market na). The school authority also stated that students should resume on the 9th of january 2016. Best wishes from #teamksu2day..."Hugs"
-we have 141 accredited universities in nigeria- Nuc According to executive secretary of national university commission(nuc),professor Julius Okojie,he disclosed that there are curently 141 accredited universities in the country(40 federal,40 state and 61 privat universities). Oh really; those private uni people don too plenty ooo
-unijos over 3 months strike continues with no end in sight. Hmmmm....frustrated josites.. -the matric ceremony for DELSU has been slated for jan 16,2016. Congrats guys..
-A quick funny report reaching us: two female members of the national youth service corps(nysc)(both OAU graduates) in Asaba,Delta state yesterday engage each other in a street fight over the attention of lecturer boyfriend(boyfriend snatching ish). A word for the wise; we brought nothing to this world and we are taking nothing back. If you like kill yourselves ontop boyfriend..
-a quick crack for my hopeful ksu aspirants; a jamb "back to back" message "Every single JAMB was a hit back to back! From 2012 to 2013 to 2014 to 2015... Yet, NO ADMISSION GIVEN YET! Koni dafun iyalaya anybody Olodumare,take over." JAMB: "if you want your reg fee,come and collect it,God bless you"
Am out!!!
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