STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question?
LECTURER: Yes!
STUDENT: How can one put an elephant inside the
fridge?
LECTURER: I dnt knw.
STUDENT: It'z easy, u jst open the fridge and put
it in there.
I have another question!
LECTURER: Ok, ask.
STUDENT: How can one put a donkey inside the
fridge?
LECTURER: It'z easy, u just open the fridge and put
it in there.
STUDENT: No sir, u just open the fridge take out
the elephant nd put it in there
LECTURER: Ooh...ok!!
STUDENT: If all the animals went 2 the lion's
birthdy party with 1
animal missing, which animal would it b?
LECTURER: The lion ofcoz bcoz it would eat all the
animals.
STUDENT: No sir, the donkey ofcoz bcoz it'z stll
inside the fridge.
LECTURER: Are u kidding me?
STUDENT: No sir, one more last question.
LECTURER: Ok!
STUDENT: If there's a river of crocodiles and u
want 2 cross, how
would u?
LECTURER : There's no way, I would need a ladder 2
cross.
STUDENT: No sir, u jst swim and cross it bcoz all
the animals went 2 the lion's birthday party.
Wednesday, January 13, 2016
whats up!!
Ksu what's up!!
Its a lovely wednesday and people are scrambling up and down for one thing or the other all around school,especially those new bees out there,una go chop dust en. Anyways,#teamksu2day has decided to dedicate this whole week to aspirants and freshers since that's what's up in school at the moment. So a lilttle write to for ye freshers so you can understand what's up...
WHY YOU MUST NOT PLAY WITH YOUR FIRST YEAR IN THE SCHOOL
If the foundation of a building is weak, that building is bound to collapse. I just thought of telling you this now before its too late becuse you're already in the academinc race. Your first yr performance determine the kind of result you may graduate with. University grades are expressed in the following term;
First class (1)
Second class upper (2one)
Second class lower(2two)
3rd class Certificate of attendance White paper The afore mention grades are attainable by students depending on individual aspiration. Dont let anybody decieve you that you cant make first class. Many have made it and even been retained as lecturers in KSU. Your journey to any of these grades start from 100level. If you must make first class, your first semester 100level result matters because it is the base result. Other subsequent result will be devided by that one. Calculation of gp differs in different departments so I dont have to tell you how is done in my dept so that it wont misslead you. Hard work and prayers are the watchword for better grades. If you dont wanna get frustrated in the school then you had better belt up for the journey. The hard way is the only way. Reading, reading and reading is the key.
STEPS THAT MAY HELP YOU
You must not play with your attendance and assigment because without CA, only God know how you can pass the course. Read ahead of your lecturers. Get materials from your predecessors and photocopy centers for GST courses. Buy as many text books as you can. In attempting questions in the uni, scholars point of view on the subject matter matters. So learn to quote authors and scholars. Mingle with people you think are better than you in the class. Dont hesitate to ask questions in the class. Tutorials can also help you. Read, read, and read then pray for your first class is sure. See you soon! In the meantime,enjoy the three S of ksu,the signings,the sun and the strees...
- News concerning blocked result:
We got a report that results of some certain students have been blocked. The reason behind this development is because this students were accused of examination mis conduct and were old to appear before the senate at a designated time which they didn't. The senate after conducting a meeting decided to block the results of this students. The faculties involved are social science,agriculture and management....OH MY!!
time to kick out!!
Its a lovely wednesday and people are scrambling up and down for one thing or the other all around school,especially those new bees out there,una go chop dust en. Anyways,#teamksu2day has decided to dedicate this whole week to aspirants and freshers since that's what's up in school at the moment. So a lilttle write to for ye freshers so you can understand what's up...
WHY YOU MUST NOT PLAY WITH YOUR FIRST YEAR IN THE SCHOOL
If the foundation of a building is weak, that building is bound to collapse. I just thought of telling you this now before its too late becuse you're already in the academinc race. Your first yr performance determine the kind of result you may graduate with. University grades are expressed in the following term;
First class (1)
Second class upper (2one)
Second class lower(2two)
3rd class Certificate of attendance White paper The afore mention grades are attainable by students depending on individual aspiration. Dont let anybody decieve you that you cant make first class. Many have made it and even been retained as lecturers in KSU. Your journey to any of these grades start from 100level. If you must make first class, your first semester 100level result matters because it is the base result. Other subsequent result will be devided by that one. Calculation of gp differs in different departments so I dont have to tell you how is done in my dept so that it wont misslead you. Hard work and prayers are the watchword for better grades. If you dont wanna get frustrated in the school then you had better belt up for the journey. The hard way is the only way. Reading, reading and reading is the key.
STEPS THAT MAY HELP YOU
You must not play with your attendance and assigment because without CA, only God know how you can pass the course. Read ahead of your lecturers. Get materials from your predecessors and photocopy centers for GST courses. Buy as many text books as you can. In attempting questions in the uni, scholars point of view on the subject matter matters. So learn to quote authors and scholars. Mingle with people you think are better than you in the class. Dont hesitate to ask questions in the class. Tutorials can also help you. Read, read, and read then pray for your first class is sure. See you soon! In the meantime,enjoy the three S of ksu,the signings,the sun and the strees...
- News concerning blocked result:
We got a report that results of some certain students have been blocked. The reason behind this development is because this students were accused of examination mis conduct and were old to appear before the senate at a designated time which they didn't. The senate after conducting a meeting decided to block the results of this students. The faculties involved are social science,agriculture and management....OH MY!!
time to kick out!!
Quote and lesson
“Live as if you were to die tomorrow.
Learn as if you were to live forever.” –
Mahatma Gandhi.
Everyday is an opportunity,an opportunity to fight on,an opportunity that might not come tomorrow,an opportunity for you to live,an opportunity for you to learn,an opportunity to become a better person.
Everyday is an opportunity,an opportunity to fight on,an opportunity that might not come tomorrow,an opportunity for you to live,an opportunity for you to learn,an opportunity to become a better person.
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