Don't take this too seriously....its just J.L.O at work again :
1) The First Finishers: They are always the first to
finish; maybe it’s to show they are brillant or who
knows they might have seen Orijo(expo)
2) The Dependents: This category of people are the
type who come to the exam hall empty headed.
3)The Holy Ones: You are friends before exam start
but once you start exam you become temporary
enemies. Dem no sabi you again.
4)The Giraffes: They tend to have long necks and
sharp sight. Always looking for who to spy
5)The Selfish Ones: These set of people will never
be willing to give out a little of what is in their brain,
they are always looking for ways to add to theirs.
Awon Oloshi
6)The Magicians: They come to the exam hall with
magic handkerchiefs/pens. Ntoor! You see them
cleaning their face every minute
7)The Pretenders: They dress like SU, you see them
praying for like 30mins before they start writing only
for them to bring out expo and start cheating. Some
even smuggle handout in.
Saturday, June 25, 2016
These Facts Will Blow Your Mind Away !!!
Here is a collection facts that will educate you but will
sure blow your mind in the process
1. A hard working adult sweats up to 4 gallons
per day. Most of the sweat evaporates before a
person realises it’s there.
2. At birth we have over 300 bones. As we grow
up, some of the bones begin to fuse together as a
result an adult has only 206 bones.
3. The human hand has 27 bones.
4. The femur/thigh bone is the longest bone in our
body, it is about a quarter of ones height.
5. The human body has 230 movable and semi-
movable joints
6. Our Brain has over 100 billion nerve cells.
7. The human skull is made up of 29 different
bones.
8. A newborn babys brain grows almost 3 times during
the first year of life.
9. The left side of human brain controls the right side
of the body and the right side of the brain controls the
left side of the body.
10. The length of human blood vessel is such that it
circles the globe 2 ½ times.
11. The human heart beats 30 million times a year.
12. 80 hairs are likely to fall every day.
13. The muscles of the eye move more than 100,000
times a day.
14. We breathe 13 pints of air every minute.
15. Human skin has a tendency to shed 40 pounds of
skin in lifetime.
16. Human kidneys have about 1 million
nephrons that filters out liquids and wastes.
17. Our heart beats around 100,000 times everyday.
18. Human blood is on a 60,000mile journey.
19. Fingernails contain keratin and they seem to be
strongest component in the human body.
20. The human skin contains 45 miles of nerves.
21. Couples who spend at least 10 minutes a day
laughing together are more likely to have a stronger
relationship.
22. Philophobia is the fear of falling in love.
23. Listening to music for at least 5-10 minutes a day
strengthens the mind, making it easier to deal with
emotional stress.
24. You will never truly understand something until it
actually happens to you.
25. Love doesn’t hurt. It might sting sometimes, but if
it hurts it’s because you have given your heart to the
wrong person.
26. Men who say they have lots of girls chasing them
should remember one simple fact: Cheap products
attract many customers.
27. Statistically, guys are better than girls at detecting
cheaters.
28. In order to avoid unnecessary drama, most
women prefer to have friendships with more males
rather than female.
29. Psychology fact: Sometimes you just need to
distance yourself from people. If they care, they’ll
notice. If they don’t, you know where you stand with
them.
30. No matter how hard you try, some people will
never change.
31. The human brain isn?t fully functional for learning
until after 10 AM, science has proved that schools
begin way too early.
32. Keep away from people who belittle your
ambitions. Small people do that, but the great ones
make you feel that you can become great
33. Studies show that people who spend more time on
the Internet are more likely to develop social problems
and self-esteem issues.
34. Every second of every day, 28,000 people are
watching Indecency online and spending $3,000 on
pornographic materials.
35. Kissing causes the body to release high amounts of
oxytocin, boosting your mood and lowering levels of
stress.
36. Steve Jobs held important business meetings while
walking, knowing that brains worked better while the
body was physically active.
37. Our brains have a negativity bias and will
remember negative memories more than good ones –
This helps us to better protect ourselves.
38. The average friendship lasts for about 5 to 7 years.
39. Playing video games can reduce your nightmares,
because gamers “resolve threats” during game play
instead of in their dreams.
40. Using a song you like as an alarm to wake up. You’ll
end up sleeping much
41. Over 80% women prefer to be with a man with a
good sense of humor,because they associate it with
intelligence and honesty.
42. Bob Marley was the father of 3 children born to 3
different women in one month.
43. When you don’t eat for 12 hours, your metabolism
slows by 40%. This is why eating regular meals is
essential when trying to lose weight.
44. The rumbling noise from your stomach is called
‘borborygmus’ and is from “housecleaning”your
intestines and isn’t a sign of hunger.
45. In 2003 women from Liberia went on sex-strike
just to end up the 14 year long civil war, they
succeeded.
46. Every human being starts out as an Naughty
Person: it’s the first part of the body to form in the
womb.
47. Swallowing Fluid can reduce a womans risk of
developing a dangerous pregnancy condition called
pre-eclampsia.
48. Fake friends are easy to find and easy to lose but
real friends are the hardest to find and hardest to
lose.
49. If you don’t do silly things while you’re young, you’ll
have nothing to smile about when you’re old.
50. Psychology fact: Over thinking ruins happiness.
51. Web cookies are dangerous and should be avoided
In fact, cookies are plain text files which a website can
store on your computer with information to manage
your browsing. Unless there is a security flaw in your
webbrowser.
52.The difference between like, love and in love, is the
same as the difference between for now, for a while
and forever.
53. Music and sleep, two great ways to escape from
everything.
54. Psychology fact: Ironically, the only person who
can make you really happy , is the same person who
makes you sad and lonely
55. Our mind is everything. It affects your entire life.
Negative thoughts create negative reality. Positive
thoughts create positive reality.
56. Sometimes you have to stop worrying, wondering,
and doubting and just have faith that things will work
out.
57. Being able to instantly respond with sarcasm
within seconds of a silly question is a sign of a healthy
brain.
58. Lazy people accomplish more. Their laziness
actually enables them to find the easiest & quickest
ways to get things done. ( Don’t forget, no food for
lazy man).
59. We lose half a litre of water a day through
breathing. This is the water vapour we see when we
breathe onto glass.
60. Only 2% of the world’s population has green eyes.
61. Cheating in a relationship is the dumbest thing you
could ever do. If you’re not happy. Just leave.
62. We might hate those bad days but in the end those
bad days make us stronger
63. Psychology says, sometimes creating a little
distance will help people recognize how much you
actually mean to them.
64. A high GPA looks good on paper, but networking
and building friendships is what gets you a job.
65. People who consume more pizza may actually be
decreasing their risk of cancer.
66. Everyone you meet has something to teach you.
67. During the middle ages, talkative women were
punished by being forced to wear metal cages on their
heads.
68. 93% of students do their research online rather
than in a library.
69. Taking magic mushrooms has been shown to help
smokers quit.
70. The Insano Waterslide in Brazil is currently the
highest water slide in the world – It’s 134 feet (41
meters) tall.
71. The sound of cash being dispensed at an ATM is
fake – produced by a speaker to give you the
satisfaction of knowing your money is coming.
72. Rice is technically a fruit
sure blow your mind in the process
1. A hard working adult sweats up to 4 gallons
per day. Most of the sweat evaporates before a
person realises it’s there.
2. At birth we have over 300 bones. As we grow
up, some of the bones begin to fuse together as a
result an adult has only 206 bones.
3. The human hand has 27 bones.
4. The femur/thigh bone is the longest bone in our
body, it is about a quarter of ones height.
5. The human body has 230 movable and semi-
movable joints
6. Our Brain has over 100 billion nerve cells.
7. The human skull is made up of 29 different
bones.
8. A newborn babys brain grows almost 3 times during
the first year of life.
9. The left side of human brain controls the right side
of the body and the right side of the brain controls the
left side of the body.
10. The length of human blood vessel is such that it
circles the globe 2 ½ times.
11. The human heart beats 30 million times a year.
12. 80 hairs are likely to fall every day.
13. The muscles of the eye move more than 100,000
times a day.
14. We breathe 13 pints of air every minute.
15. Human skin has a tendency to shed 40 pounds of
skin in lifetime.
16. Human kidneys have about 1 million
nephrons that filters out liquids and wastes.
17. Our heart beats around 100,000 times everyday.
18. Human blood is on a 60,000mile journey.
19. Fingernails contain keratin and they seem to be
strongest component in the human body.
20. The human skin contains 45 miles of nerves.
21. Couples who spend at least 10 minutes a day
laughing together are more likely to have a stronger
relationship.
22. Philophobia is the fear of falling in love.
23. Listening to music for at least 5-10 minutes a day
strengthens the mind, making it easier to deal with
emotional stress.
24. You will never truly understand something until it
actually happens to you.
25. Love doesn’t hurt. It might sting sometimes, but if
it hurts it’s because you have given your heart to the
wrong person.
26. Men who say they have lots of girls chasing them
should remember one simple fact: Cheap products
attract many customers.
27. Statistically, guys are better than girls at detecting
cheaters.
28. In order to avoid unnecessary drama, most
women prefer to have friendships with more males
rather than female.
29. Psychology fact: Sometimes you just need to
distance yourself from people. If they care, they’ll
notice. If they don’t, you know where you stand with
them.
30. No matter how hard you try, some people will
never change.
31. The human brain isn?t fully functional for learning
until after 10 AM, science has proved that schools
begin way too early.
32. Keep away from people who belittle your
ambitions. Small people do that, but the great ones
make you feel that you can become great
33. Studies show that people who spend more time on
the Internet are more likely to develop social problems
and self-esteem issues.
34. Every second of every day, 28,000 people are
watching Indecency online and spending $3,000 on
pornographic materials.
35. Kissing causes the body to release high amounts of
oxytocin, boosting your mood and lowering levels of
stress.
36. Steve Jobs held important business meetings while
walking, knowing that brains worked better while the
body was physically active.
37. Our brains have a negativity bias and will
remember negative memories more than good ones –
This helps us to better protect ourselves.
38. The average friendship lasts for about 5 to 7 years.
39. Playing video games can reduce your nightmares,
because gamers “resolve threats” during game play
instead of in their dreams.
40. Using a song you like as an alarm to wake up. You’ll
end up sleeping much
41. Over 80% women prefer to be with a man with a
good sense of humor,because they associate it with
intelligence and honesty.
42. Bob Marley was the father of 3 children born to 3
different women in one month.
43. When you don’t eat for 12 hours, your metabolism
slows by 40%. This is why eating regular meals is
essential when trying to lose weight.
44. The rumbling noise from your stomach is called
‘borborygmus’ and is from “housecleaning”your
intestines and isn’t a sign of hunger.
45. In 2003 women from Liberia went on sex-strike
just to end up the 14 year long civil war, they
succeeded.
46. Every human being starts out as an Naughty
Person: it’s the first part of the body to form in the
womb.
47. Swallowing Fluid can reduce a womans risk of
developing a dangerous pregnancy condition called
pre-eclampsia.
48. Fake friends are easy to find and easy to lose but
real friends are the hardest to find and hardest to
lose.
49. If you don’t do silly things while you’re young, you’ll
have nothing to smile about when you’re old.
50. Psychology fact: Over thinking ruins happiness.
51. Web cookies are dangerous and should be avoided
In fact, cookies are plain text files which a website can
store on your computer with information to manage
your browsing. Unless there is a security flaw in your
webbrowser.
52.The difference between like, love and in love, is the
same as the difference between for now, for a while
and forever.
53. Music and sleep, two great ways to escape from
everything.
54. Psychology fact: Ironically, the only person who
can make you really happy , is the same person who
makes you sad and lonely
55. Our mind is everything. It affects your entire life.
Negative thoughts create negative reality. Positive
thoughts create positive reality.
56. Sometimes you have to stop worrying, wondering,
and doubting and just have faith that things will work
out.
57. Being able to instantly respond with sarcasm
within seconds of a silly question is a sign of a healthy
brain.
58. Lazy people accomplish more. Their laziness
actually enables them to find the easiest & quickest
ways to get things done. ( Don’t forget, no food for
lazy man).
59. We lose half a litre of water a day through
breathing. This is the water vapour we see when we
breathe onto glass.
60. Only 2% of the world’s population has green eyes.
61. Cheating in a relationship is the dumbest thing you
could ever do. If you’re not happy. Just leave.
62. We might hate those bad days but in the end those
bad days make us stronger
63. Psychology says, sometimes creating a little
distance will help people recognize how much you
actually mean to them.
64. A high GPA looks good on paper, but networking
and building friendships is what gets you a job.
65. People who consume more pizza may actually be
decreasing their risk of cancer.
66. Everyone you meet has something to teach you.
67. During the middle ages, talkative women were
punished by being forced to wear metal cages on their
heads.
68. 93% of students do their research online rather
than in a library.
69. Taking magic mushrooms has been shown to help
smokers quit.
70. The Insano Waterslide in Brazil is currently the
highest water slide in the world – It’s 134 feet (41
meters) tall.
71. The sound of cash being dispensed at an ATM is
fake – produced by a speaker to give you the
satisfaction of knowing your money is coming.
72. Rice is technically a fruit
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