Sunday, February 21, 2016

#THELIST

 Here Are 10 Different Types Of BoyFriend Kept By Babes In KSU !!


1. Academic
BoyFriend: This One
Takes Them To Night Cla
$$es, Help Them Do a
$$ignment And They
Always Stay Together
During Exams.
2. Financial BoyFriend:
This Guy Is Usually In A
Different City ( PH, Lagos,
Warri etc) He Takes Care
Of Their House Rent,
School Fees, Text Books,
Feeding Allowance.
3. Assistant Financial BoyFriend: This One Is
Always In Imsu And He Takes Care Of Their Hair,
Pedicure, Manicure And Makeup. He Buys Them
Yogurt, Jollof Rice, Pop Corn Or Shawama After
School.
4. Moral
BoyFriend: This
One Is The Religious
Boyfriend ( Church
Mate ) They Come
In The Name Of
Advice To Tap
Current From The
Babe. They Give
Moral Instructions
From The Church
Premises To The
Girls Bed.
5. NEPA
BoyFriend: This
One Is Neither Cold
Nor Hot, He Is
Always called To Come And fix The Bulb And Switch In
The Room Then afterwards He His Given A French Kiss
Plus 360 Degree Hug.
6. Party BoyFriend: This One Takes Them To
Fresher’s Night, Award’s Night, Orange Groove, 40 40
etc.
7. Security BoyFriend: This One Help Them Get
Back Their Phone When They Are Being Obtained By
Cultist.
8. Swag Tutor BoyFriend: This One Tells Them
How To Combine Colurs While Dressing For School In
The Morning.
9. Hostel BoyFriend: This One They Always
HangOut At The Balcony, At Evening Time. Then She
Always Sleeps Over In Guys Room And They Consume
A lot Of Food From The Girls.
10. Original BoyFriend: This One Is The Boss. The
Babe Visits Him Alot During Weekend. Cooks For Him,
Do House Chores And They Share Emotional Feelings.
Ceteris Paribus This BoyFriend Is Constant

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