Signs That Guy Only Wants Your Body

Once in a while it is necessary to talk about these things, CAMPUS ROMANCE.  because whether you like it or not, relationships are bound to develop between people, especially youths in KSU/PAAU. So how do you know if all a guy wants is sex? Here we have written out 10 signs, believe me, there are many more:

1. He only texts you at Night  

When he texts around this time, after ignoring you all day, it is most likely because he is in bed and horny. Usually the conversation starts with what are you wearing. Then he asks for pictures, and starts subtly sexting you. Watch out, that right there is a booty call.

2. He invites you to watch movies in his house.

Can we see a movie together? Usually he means ‘can we have sex?’ So, during the movie, he starts making advances, this is fairly common. But if you reject his advances, and he gets angry or frustrated, then you better leave him alone with his movie.

3. You never meet his friends. The less information you have about him, the easier it is for him to ghost you. If you don’t know who he hangs out with, or where he lives, or what his last name is, he can disappear like a phantom into the night. A phantom who banged you a bunch of times and then stopped answering texts, which would make for a shittier Broadway play than the kind of phantom that hangs out in operas. But a phantom nonetheless.

4. He makes it really hard for you to sleep over. He never straight-up says you have to leave (That wouldn’t get him a next hookup!) but he always has a “thing” really early the next morning. A “thing with friends” or “a work thing” or “some family thing.” You know families don’t have picnics at 5 a.m. though.

5. He always hands you everything before you leave. Did you forget your bra? Some lipstick? Your purse? A single bobby pin? If you never forget anything there, you can never have an excuse to show up when he doesn’t want you to. If you tried to show up unsolicited anyway, you’d probably find the place abandoned and boarded up, and some neighbor would tell you, “Why, that place has been abandoned for years!” like some episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark.

6. You’ve never been on a real date. Dates are for men who consider themselves boyfriends, not men who consider themselves fuck buddies.

7. He always insists on splitting the cost of the post-coital pizza you ordered. If one of you doesn’t pay for the pizza, it can’t be considered a date. He will follow #6 if it kills him.

8. He’s “busy” whenever you text him about something personal or emotional. Who has time to pause his game of Madden to talk to you about things like how you feel? If your text about your grandma passing away isn’t attached to a sexy picture, he won’t even bother opening it. Guys who just want you for sex aren’t going to spend time playing the boyfriend.

9. He always tries to initiate sex when you hang out. An easy way to tell the difference between guys who like having sex with you a lot and guys who only like having sex with you is this: Think back to a time when the two of you were together but weren’t having sex for more than an hour. If you can’t do that, he only wants you for sex.

10. The only thing he’s ever bought you that could be considered romantic is a vibrating cock ring. He was like, “Hey, I have a surprise for you,” and you could hear a faint vibration, and he dropped his pants and honestly expected you to be pumped about it.