1. “I didn’t fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it
wrong.” ― Benjamin Franklin
2. “One had to cram all this stuff into one’s mind for
the examinations, whether one liked it or not. This
coercion had such a deterring effect on me that, after
I had passed the final examination, I found the
consideration of any scientific problems distasteful to
me for an entire year.”- Albert Einstein
3. “I should have liked to
be asked to say what I
knew. They always tried to
ask what I did not know.
When I would have
willingly displayed my
knowledge, they sought to
expose my ignorance. This
sort of treatment had only
one result: I did not do
well in examinations” –
Winston S. Churchill
4. “What the teachers
understand, students
never understand and in
the paper what we want them to understand they
never understand so, apparently, students and
teachers are like withstanding married couples with
misunderstanding.” ― Himmilicious
5. Of course, it is very important to be sober when
you take an exam. Many worthwhile careers in the
street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-
playing industries have been founded on a lack of
understanding of this simple fact.” ― Terry
Pratchett
6. In a British University, a final exam question on
Business was:
“Define what risk is”.
The shortest answer ever at one word was :
“This.”
The student handed the essay in and got 100%.”
― Anonymous
7. The only problem i had with literature that I simply
couldn’t figure out was that the correct answer was
the first thing that comes to your mind after reading
the question, the most obvious one.
I can only blame math for that.” ― Blin Varfi
8. “During the engineering exams we only need ink in
our pen, nothing else is needed to answer the
question paper.”
― Prashant Gupta
9. Exams test your memory, life tests your learning;
others will test your patience.” ― Fennel Hudson
10. “N.B. – Do not on any account attempt to write on
both sides of the paper at once.” ― W.C. Sellar
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